Vote 2002
In March 2002 the club became "Official". In order to block book our Friday games at Cherry Hinton Village Centre, we needed to create a constitution for the club and elect club officials. The electorate was made up of senior and long standing players and the results of the election were as follows:
|
Chairman
The Chairman's duties include booking the hall, organising the games and embezzelment of club funds.
|
|||
Mr David Mitchell |
Hairy Sporran Party |
1 vote |
|
Mr Mark Moir |
Bottom Lip Tremblers Party |
6 votes |
|
Mr Daniel O'Rourke |
Stanley Knives For All Party |
1 vote |
|
|
Mr Mark Moir was returned as Chairman.
|
|||
|
Secretary
The secretary's duties include sitting on the Chairman's knee once in a while, and alerting first aid for the Chairman afterwards.
|
|||
Mr Stephen Revill |
Northern Long Haired Scum Party |
2 votes |
|
Mr Daniel O'Rourke |
Di Canio For President Party |
1 vote |
|
Mr Richard Sharples |
Swedish Window Lickers Party |
4 votes |
|
Mr Steve Cooper |
Flogging A Dead Horse Party |
1 vote |
|
|
Mr Richard Sharples was returned as Secretary.
|
|||
|
Treasurer
The treasurer was passed control of the club funds, that being the sum of 10 bob and a pickled egg. In 2005 the pickled egg is unaccounted for.
|
|||
Mr Mark Moir |
Running Out Of Parties Party |
2 vote |
|
Mr David Mitchell |
Blue Rinse Old Farts Party |
1 vote |
|
Mr Stephen Revill |
Blue Arsed Fly Party |
3 votes |
|
Mr Richard Sharples |
UK Hacking The Ankles Party |
2 votes |
|
Mr Peter Fox |
Balls In The Ceiling Party |
1 vote |
|
|
Mr Stephen Revill was somehow returned as Treasurer.
|
|||
|
Official Club Mascot
The mascot will be present at all official functions, take all penalties during games (when present) and will try not to bite players or foul the changing rooms.
|
|||
Mr Daniel O'Rourke |
Addenbrookes Support Party |
3.5 votes |
|
Mr Richard Sharples |
Cow's Arse and Banjo Party |
1.5 votes |
|
Mr Steve Cooper |
Pass The F*cking Ball Party |
3 votes |
|
|
Mr Daniel O'Rourke was returned as Official Club Mascot.
|
|||
|
Official Club Mascot Walker
The mascot walker has responsibility for the mascot. Gawd help him.
|
|||
Mr Graham Sewell |
Stannah Supporters Party |
1 vote |
|
|
Mr Graham Sewell was returned as Official Club Mascot as no-one else wanted the job.
|
|||